NFL Drinking Game

American Football can be a tough sport to follow for anyone, and I’ve explained the rules more times than I’d like to have with absolutely no insight provided. So instead, here’s a drinking game to take your mind off what’s actually happening.

1.     Referee makes call before realising his microphone’s not turned on- drink.

2.     Someone mentions Brett Favre- drink.

3.     2^nd down- drink. (Note, disregard this one if you do not live within 5km of emergency room)

4.     Offensive lineman forgets the number he’s just been told and jumps offside- drink.

5.     New England Patriots make a play which leads you to believe they are not men but in fact the gods of Olympus come down to dominate man- drink.

6.     You wonder if the quarterback feels like a Cheerio in a bowl of Wheetos- drink.

7.     Commentator strongly exaggerates- drink. Example- “The linebacker literally broke the runner in half”   

8.     Receiver accidentally runs into his teammates on the sideline- drink.

9.     You see a player with golden teeth- drink.

10. Kicker gets knocked down by defender who thought it would be funny- drink.