American Football can be a tough sport to follow for anyone, and I’ve explained the rules more times than I’d like to have with absolutely no insight provided. So instead, here’s a drinking game to take your mind off what’s actually happening.
1. Referee makes call before realising his microphone’s not turned on- drink.
2. Someone mentions Brett Favre- drink.
3. 2nd down- drink. (Note, disregard this one if you do not live within 5km of emergency room)
4. Offensive lineman forgets the number he’s just been told and jumps offside- drink.
5. New England Patriots make a play which leads you to believe they are not men but in fact the gods of Olympus come down to dominate man- drink.
6. You wonder if the quarterback feels like a Cheerio in a bowl of Wheetos- drink.
7. Commentator strongly exaggerates- drink. Example- “The linebacker literally broke the runner in half”
8. Receiver accidentally runs into his teammates on the sideline- drink.
9. You see a player with golden teeth- drink.
10. Kicker gets knocked down by defender who thought it would be funny- drink.
I’m worried this won’t go down as well as intended. Also her hair looks like a wild track road animal.
Nothing in this world is more infuriating.
Think this is insensitive? Lose some weight!
I’m not uploading my Lord of the Flies comic because the mean boys at flag football said hurtful things about it.
Catherine deserves a lot of credit for this one, it came from a conversation we had about dentists. Obviously.
The first of my Express comics. I’m not a sellout! Incidentally, I sketched this comic in a politics lecture two years ago. Ask Daniel Lynch, he’ll tell you.
Not my best effort but I reeeaaally hate charity muggers.
Sorry for the delay all, Hope to have another up very shortly!
